One Said To The Other

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    One ovarie says to the other ovarie, "Hey, did you order any furniture?"
    The other ovarie says, "No, why?"
    "There's a couple of nuts outside trying to shove an organ in."


    Two dogs were sitting in a vet's office. The bigger of the dogs gruffs, "Whatcha doing here?"

    The little dog responds, "I'm getting 'fixed'. Whenever I see my master I get so horney I just jump on her leg and start pumping. It's very embarrassing."

    The first dog says, "Yeah, I know what you mean. One morning my master had just gotten out of the shower, and was sitting on the side of the bed. She leaned down to pick up her clothes from the floor, and I couldn't resist it... I jumped up and starting taking it from the rear!"

    The second dog exclaimed, "Wow! So you're here to be fixed too?"

    "Hell no, I'm getting de-clawed."
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