Have You Seen a Ghost?

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    The Society of the Paranormal was having a convention in town and there were many attendees. The president of the society was at the podium delivering the opening address to all who were there in body and in spirit, and he asked the question:

    "Who of you have had the occasion to see a ghost?". There was a showing of perhaps forty hands, to which the speaker asked,

    "Who of you have had the occasion to speak with a ghost?". Once again the conventioneers raised hands, counting thirty or so.

    Then the question, "Who of you have had the occasion to have actually touched a ghost?", to which about ten hands were waved about. The speaker paused for a moment, and then delivered another query,

    "Who of you have had the occasion to have sex with a ghost?",and in the far back of the auditorium a lone hand was raised.

    "Would the usher please escort that individual with his hand raised to the stage? I simply must inquire further." And with a couple of moments delay the man was brought forward, who incidentally turned out to be a wee Scotsman in full kilt no less. When the Scot arrived on stage, the speaker asked him, "Well Sir, tell us what it was like to have sex with a ghost.", to which the man replied, "Ghost? Laddie,I thought ye said goat!".
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