Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them? A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction. Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause? A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live. Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse? A: She should tell him she's with child. Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck? A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles. Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars? A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is. Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories? A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage. Q: Do older people have deeper sleep? A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses? A: On top of their heads. Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops? A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'