Facts About Old Men and Women

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    Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them?

    A: Look in the library-------under Romantic Fiction.

    Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause?

    A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live.

    Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?

    A: She should tell him she's with child.

    Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck?

    A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.

    Q: How can older people remember where they parked their cars?

    A: Use the Valet service. They have to remember where your car is.

    Q: Do older people have problems storing their short term memories?

    A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.

    Q: Do older people have deeper sleep?

    A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon

    Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses?

    A: On top of their heads.

    Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?

    A: 'Gee, I have one of these.'
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