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    A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
    He Said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"
    The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
    Laughter and applause.

    A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.

    He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
    The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage.

    Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she was!"
    By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

    Moral of the story:
    Don't copy if you can't paste!
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